My Secret

I have a dirty little secret.  I love junk food. And I can't stand people who don't. I hate those folk who say they are above salty sugary processed snacks. You know the ones.  They say things like, "I haven't thrown away plastic packaging in three years." and "I don't eat Hershey's chocolate because it's not organically and sustainably produced by an eco-conscious local business that gives it’s South American cacao bean plantation workers a living wage." Yeah, right. I know you like Cheetos too. Don't even pretend you take no pleasure from crunching and munching and licking the bright red cheese particles from your fingers. Your self-restraint is bordering on obnoxious moralism. Loosen up. You take yourself too seriously. It's not that big a deal to eat a bag of chips.


Recipe: Cheesy Mix


Ingredients: 
Smartfood Popcorn 
Doritos
Cheetos


Directions:
1. Mix that stuff up, yo
2. Watch a movie and pig out
3. If you feel inclined, try and take an artsy photo to elevate the mix to high class (see below)