Note to self: Next time you are tempted to sample the orange honey chicken from the Chinese food restaurant in the Pioneer Place mall food court, think again. Once you have been pulled into the area in front of the counter, you will have no choice but to buy a meal because you feel guilty, and the little lady standing under the hot fluorescent lights looks so sweet. You will eat your chicken and lo mein $5.99 special and think, “gee whiz, it’s just like being a teenager again,” but the truth of the matter is that it wasn’t that good when you were a teen, and it’s not that good now. And it’s certainly not good when you are up all night feeling sick and are doubled over in pain.
On another note, my husband commented commented, upon eating his Cajun bourbon chicken and rice meal, that all the food in the mall was “Chinese Food”, and it all looked the same. He was kinda right. Although, I was careful to point out the Sparro didn’t really fit into the heading.
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